Boris Johnson finally unveils his big Brexit plan, and hands it to the EU saying "take it or leave it". But what happens if Brussels decides to leave it? Is that, perhaps, the real plan?
Paul Osbourne and Robert Meakin try to explain the new proposals without falling asleep, and assess the government's chances of success.
If it fails, what happens when we hit the deadline for the PM to demand an extension, something he still says he won't do.
But don't worry, it's not just a lengthy discussion of the complexities of trade along the Irish border. We talk pole dancing as well. Because, after all, this is Boris Johnson we're talking about...